Top Twenty Best Football Quotes- The Football Managers

Football managers come and go in the world of football, but we all like to hear their comments.

They can be giving their opinion on the chairmen,players or their fellow managers.Many of these quotes are regarding the pressures of football management.

There is no crisis here.Just panic. - John Docherety, Millwall manager, after seven consecutive defeats.

Pressure , you are under pressure in war zones not football.   Authur Cox.

If I wasn't the manager I would have gone home early. Alex Miller Hibs manager after a 0-0 draw.

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The Best Life Quotes-Top Twenty Funny Quotes on Alcohol.

Beer makes you smarter . It made Bud wiser.  Brendan Behan.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label. Mark Twain.

I only drink to make seem more interesting people. George Jean Nathan.

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Top Twenty Formula 1 Quotes-The Grand Prix Winners

Top Twenty Formula 1 Quotes-The Grand Prix Winners

F1 Champions

To win a Grand Pix is every professional Formula One motor racing drivers ambition. Some of the great drivers have passed the chequered flag first on many occasions and some just once.

Michael Schumacher has the most Grand Prix wins with 91 victories. Read on for some of the great quotes from the great racing drivers.

I think I've proved that, in equal cars, if I want someone to stay behind me... well, I think he stays behind..Gilles Villeneuve.

Driving in Monte Carlo is like riding a bike in your house.   Nelson Piquet.

Faldo's got more nerve than me. I couldn't do what he does.Golfers are visible to everyone , their job is harder than mine. Nigel Mansell.

Racing drivers have balls, unfortunately, none of them are crystal. David Coulthard.

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The Life Quotes. Women in Football

The Life Quotes. Women in Football

Soccer Quotes

Women are much more prominent in football nowadays. t may just be the opinions of the WAG's or many of the the leading ladies who play soccer as the women's game is steadily rising in popularity. Many football clubs also have women directors helping to run the clubs.

In life there is always plenty to be said about women, and women also have plenty to say.So here are some of my favourite quotes involving the ladies and football.

The real reason I'm back?The wife just wants me out of the house. Kenny Dalglish, on returning to management with Blackburn.

Most Dangerous Opponent? My ex-wife. Frank Worthington, answer to magazine questionnaire.

It's a bloody stupid colour, I think one of the directors ' wives must have chosen it. David Pleat , on Luton's "unlucky" tangerine kit 1992.

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Top Twenty Best Funny Golf Quotes-The Commentators

It doesn't matter whether it's The Ryder Cup, British Open Championship, or The Masters.The Golf commentators remain with us, and one of the best Commentators, Peter Alliss seems to have been around forever.They also make us laugh with some of the funny things they say.

Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 . Renton Laidlaw.

And on the eve of the Bob Hope Classic an interview with the man himself Gerry Ford Jim Roenthal.

You couldn't find two more different personalities than these two men,Tom Watson and Brian Barnes;one the complete golf professional and the other the complete professional golfer. Peter Alliss.

How long do you think for Westwood's putt - at least 25 yards?Richard Boxall: Yes......75 feet.

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