Sunday, 13 February 2011

The Best Life Quotes-Twenty great Homer Simpson Quotes

The Best Life Quotes-Twenty great Homer Simpson Quotes



The Simpsons

The Simpsons have made us all laugh for a few years now and they are all great characters. I have my own favourite Simpsons quotes, but i think homer as much as any deserves  a top twenty all to himself.

That's it!You people have stood in my way long enough, I'm going to clown college.
Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a nice family!
Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Saturday, 5 February 2011

The Best Life Quotes-Top Twenty Funny Quotations on Sleep

The Best Life Quotes-Top Twenty Funny Quotations on Sleep



Sleep Easy

The one thing we all need in our lives is a good nights sleep.It's hard to have a laugh if you have insomnia,but I hope you can have a chuckle at my favourite quotes on sleep, and don't let them keep you awake.

Top Twenty Sleep Quotes

If you have ever suffered from insomnia you will know what a nightmare is. Yogi Berra.
No civilised person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up. Richard Davis.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.Anthony Burgess.
I love sleep it is both pleasant and safe to use. Frank Lebowitz.