Wednesday, 7 December 2011

The Best Snooker Quotes- Alex "Hurricane" Higgins

The Best Snooker Quotes- Alex "Hurricane" Higgins



I like playing in Sheffield, it's full of melancholy happy go lucky people.
Snooker has gone down the tubes. It has been run by friends of friends who couldn't organise a raffle.
Alex Higgins was one of the real inspirations behind me getting into snooker in the first place. Ronnie O' Sullivan.


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Thursday, 1 December 2011

The Best Life Quotes-A Merry lot of Christmas Quotes



Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller.

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. Charles Dickens.

If you refuse a mince pie at Christmas dinner, you will have bad luck for the coming day.



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Saturday, 8 October 2011

The Best Life Quotes-Top Twenty Funny Quotes on the Ego

The Best Life Quotes-Top Twenty Funny Quotes on the Ego




Everybody knows some one who is a little larger than life, and with an ego to match. If they can't laugh at themselves may be they can laugh at these funny ego quotes.



Twenty Funny Ego Quotes


But enough of me, let's talk about you.What do you think of me. Bette Midler.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. Lucille S Harper.
Don't be so humble. You're not that great. Golda Meir.



Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Quick money quotes

Quick money quotes



Money and life
Money, money, money. It is everywhere in our lives and it can change your life.Here are some more quick money quotes from some famous people who made money count for them and it certainly changed their lives.


There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either. Robert Graves
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Anon
I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems. Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966.

Monday, 4 April 2011

The Best Life Quotes-Twenty Great Quotes on Time

 The Best Life Quotes-Twenty Great Quotes on Time


Many of us will probably agree time is something we never seem to have enough of, there aren't enough hours in the day.
We take time for granted and little realise what time means to us.
MY favourite time quote comes from historian Will Durant; "Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty -four hours and too little on the last six thousand years."


The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.Albert Einstien.
Time is not a road- It's a room.  John Fowles.
The world was made, not  in time, but simultaneously with time. There was no time before the world. Saint Agustine.

Thursday, 10 March 2011

Top Twenty Formula 1 Quotes-The Grand Prix Winners

Top Twenty Formula 1 Quotes-The Grand Prix Winners



F1 Champions

To win a Grand Pix is every professional Formula One motor racing drivers ambition. Some of the great drivers have passed the chequered flag first on many occasions and some just once.
Michael Schumacher has the most Grand Prix wins with 91 victories. Read on for some of the great quotes from the great racing drivers.


I think I've proved that, in equal cars, if I want someone to stay behind me... well, I think he stays behind..Gilles Villeneuve.

Driving in Monte Carlo is like riding a bike in your house.   Nelson Piquet.
Faldo's got more nerve than me. I couldn't do what he does.Golfers are visible to everyone , their job is harder than mine. Nigel Mansell.
Racing drivers have balls, unfortunately, none of them are crystal. David Coulthard.

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

The Best Life Quotes-Top twenty Funny Movie Quotes

The Best Life Quotes-Top twenty Funny Movie Quotes



The Movies

Everyone in the Movie businessfrom the best director to the worst actor wants to win an Oscar, and of course not all of them will win an Oscar. But if there was an Oscar for funny movie quotes , these would make some great nominations!
What do I look for in a good script? Days off. Robert Mitchum.
The only problem I have with film festivals are the films. Duane Byrge.
If my film makes one more person miserable. I've done my job. Woody Allen.

Sunday, 13 February 2011

The Best Life Quotes-Twenty great Homer Simpson Quotes

The Best Life Quotes-Twenty great Homer Simpson Quotes



The Simpsons

The Simpsons have made us all laugh for a few years now and they are all great characters. I have my own favourite Simpsons quotes, but i think homer as much as any deserves  a top twenty all to himself.

That's it!You people have stood in my way long enough, I'm going to clown college.
Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a nice family!
Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Saturday, 5 February 2011

The Best Life Quotes-Top Twenty Funny Quotations on Sleep

The Best Life Quotes-Top Twenty Funny Quotations on Sleep



Sleep Easy

The one thing we all need in our lives is a good nights sleep.It's hard to have a laugh if you have insomnia,but I hope you can have a chuckle at my favourite quotes on sleep, and don't let them keep you awake.

Top Twenty Sleep Quotes

If you have ever suffered from insomnia you will know what a nightmare is. Yogi Berra.
No civilised person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up. Richard Davis.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.Anthony Burgess.
I love sleep it is both pleasant and safe to use. Frank Lebowitz.

Tuesday, 25 January 2011

The Life Quotes. Women in Football

The Life Quotes. Women in Football



Soccer Quotes

Women are much more prominent in football nowadays. t may just be the opinions of the WAG's or many of the the leading ladies who play soccer as the women's game is steadily rising in popularity. Many football clubs also have women directors helping to run the clubs.
In life there is always plenty to be said about women, and women also have plenty to say.So here are some of my favourite quotes involving the ladies and football.

The real reason I'm back?The wife just wants me out of the house. Kenny Dalglish, on returning to management with Blackburn.
Most Dangerous Opponent? My ex-wife. Frank Worthington, answer to magazine questionnaire.
It's a bloody stupid colour, I think one of the directors ' wives must have chosen it. David Pleat , on Luton's "unlucky" tangerine kit 1992.

Saturday, 8 January 2011

Top Twenty Funny Quotes on Religion

Top Twenty Funny Quotes on Religion



Famous Quotes

Religion plays a big part in peoples lives and these are some of the more humorous quotes from famous people on religion.

Faith may be dscribed briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable. H. L. Mencken.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.   George Burns
God is the celebrity author of the worlds bestseller.We have made God into the biggest celebrity of all, to contain our own emptiness.  Daniel Boorstin
If you talk to God,you are praying;if God talks to you , you have schizophrenia. Thomas Szas.