The Best Life Quotes-20 Famous Put Downs

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Best life quotes

The best quotes in life often occur when you have to defend yourself.There are always people in life who have a witty remark or put down. sometimes you wish you had said it, but you cannot always remember them!

Here are a few famous put downs. Many cannot actually be attributed to one person in particular, but are just generally a throwaway gags, although I have included one of my favourite quotes from the great Winston Churchill.

May your sex life be as good as your credit.    J. Corigan

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.
Andrew Lang

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. Dorothy Thompson

You're the type of person who lights up the room by leaving it. anon

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Great money quotes in Boxing

Great money quotes in Boxing

Here are my favourite boxing quotes that involve money. As Mike Tyson knows "money doesn't talk it swears",and this is never more true than in boxing.Whether they are a promoter or a fighter they all want their say and their cut.

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book. Joe Frazier

Any boxer who says he loves boxing is either a liar or a fool,I'm not looking for glory.I'm not looking for titles.I'm not looking for the hall of fame.I'm looking for money.I'm looking for readies. Chris Eubank

I would not put my life on the line for a measly million dollars. Larry Holmes

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Famous Woody Allen Film Quotes

Famous Woody Allen Film Quotes

Woody Allen Sayings

Woody Allen was always a great wit and started to write for gossip columns when he left school.He turned to comedy writing and wrote plays and screenplays as well as directing and starring in films.His many hits included Annie Hall(1977) and Manhattan.

Some one asked me if my dream was to live on in the hearts of my people, and I said I would like to live on in my apartment. And that is really what I would prefer.1987

To you I am an atheist...to God I am the loyal opposition. Stardust Memories, 1980

It seems the World was divided into good and bad people.The ones that slept better.....while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.    Side Effects, 1981.

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The Best Life Quotes- All the Presidents Quotes-2

The Best Life Quotes- All the Presidents Quotes-2

All the Presidents Quotes

Here is part 2 of my favourite quotes from the American presidents. Starting with an Abraham Lincoln quote and more quotesfrom each of the presidents, ending with the current president,and thus creating a list of all the American presidents to date.

Our differences are policies, our agreements principles.

William McKinley. 1897-1901.

No president has ever enjoyed himself as much as I.

Theodore Roosevelt. 1901-09.

Don't worry over what the newspapers say. I don't. Why should anyone else? I told the truth to the newspaper correspondents - but when you tell the truth to them they are at sea.

William Howard Taft. 1909-13.

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The Best Life Quotes-20 Great Weather Quotes

The Best Life Quotes-20 Great Weather Quotes

Weather Quotes

We all keep our eyes on the weather, and sometimes the weather can be easy to forecast. Many of us rely on the weather in our lives so much, it can often make or break our day.The weather maybe bad but the quotes are  always good.

Rain whose soft architectural hands have power to cut stones and chisel it's shapes of grandeur the very mountains. Henry Lord Beecher.

Don't knock the weather, nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. Kin Hubbard.

The Weather is like the government always in the wrong. Jerome k Jerome.

He bends to the order of the seasons,the weather,the soils and crops as the sails of a ship bend to the wind. Ralph Waldo Emerson.

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The Best Life Quotes-20 Famous Put Downs in Music

Musical quotes

Everybody has some sort of musical taste,and we all know some music can be good and some can be bad.We also know a lot of people like to give their opinion on music.

Here are some famous put down quotes from the music world, including all music from classical to rock,and we can see how everyone has a different opinion and taste in music!

Lloyd Webbers music is everywhere but so is AIDS.   Malcolm Williamson

Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.     Henry Louis Mencken

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. Mark Twain.

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The Best Life Quotes- All the Presidents Quotes-1

The Best Life Quotes- All the Presidents Quotes-1

Here are my favourite quotes from the American presidents.There is a quotefrom each president starting with George Washington and ending with the current president, thus creating a list of all the American president

True freindship is a plant of slow growth and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the shock of appelation.

George Washington. 1789-1797

I must judge for myself, but how can I judge, how can any man judge, unless his mind has been opened and enlarged by reading.

John Adams. 1797-1801

Philosophy is common sense with big words.

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The Best Life Quotes-Women on Women

The Best Life Quotes-Women on Women

Women talking

It is very true in life that the ladies like to have their say, and more often than not they do have plenty to say.So what do they have to say about each other .

Here is a collection of quotes I have gathered together, and actually  some of these remarks can be quite hurtful and insulting!

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and she can’t say 'No' in any of them.Dorothy Parker

I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.Jane Austen

It's a new low for actresses when you wonder what's between her ears instead of her legs. Katherine Hepburn on Sharon Stone

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The Best Life Quotes-A Merry lot of Christmas Quotes

The Best Life Quotes-A Merry lot of Christmas Quotes

There are literally thousands of Christmas quotes, Many of them come from the traditional rhyme and verse from cards,films music and just about everybody has something to say about Christmas.

From so many Christmas quotes you can see how many of us view Christmas Past and Present,some people still see Christmas as a magical time and others will see where Christmas has brought us today and how it affects people around the world .

Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller.

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white". Bing Crosby

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. Charles Dickens

A Merry lot of Christmas Quotes

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Quick Life Quotes-Love and Marriage

 Quick Life Quotes-Love and Marriage

Famous marriage quotes in life 

Nearly all people will fall in love in their lives, and many of us will get married (at least once!) and even a divorce or two will happen.That's life!So here are  my favourite Quotes from some famous people.

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. Somerset Maugham.

Take it from me, marriage isn't a word, it is a sentence. King Vidor,

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. Jacob Braude.

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Great money quotes in Boxing

Here are my favourite boxing quotes that involve money. As Mike Tyson knows "money doesn't talk it swears",and this is never more true than in boxing.Whether they are a promoter or a fighter they all want their say and their cut.

Great money quotes in Boxing

When they told me Foreman had beaten Frazier,I thought my,my,there goes $5 million. Muhammad Ali

All fighters are prostitutes,and all promoters are pimps. Larry Holmes.

A manager's job is to go out and get the best deal possible for his boxer;the promoter is out to get the best deal for himself keeping the boxer's wages low.A system that allows an individual to be both manager and promoter is wrong;it is the nearest thing to a slaves contract. Barry McGuigan

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Top Twenty Best Funny Music Quotes

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Top Twenty Best Funny Music Quotes

Musical Clangers

A lot of people like to have an opinion on music, whether they are a DJ or a record producer,or the musicians themselves.Now and again they are prone to the occasional slip, or maybe just a lack of judgement.

Here are a few of my favourite Musical Clangers from over the years from the world of music.

It's surprising- all the Beatles are still older than the Shadows after all this time. Nick Lowe

I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to. Elvis Presley.

And a massive leap for Liquid Gold of one place to number four.. Tony Blackburn DJ.

If I didn't do this well, I just wouldn't have anything to do...I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife. Freddie Mercury

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Top Twenty best Albums

Top Twenty Best Funny Golf Quotes-The Commentators

It doesn't matter whether it's The Ryder Cup, British Open Championship, or The Masters.The Golf commentators remain with us, and one of the best Commentators, Peter Alliss seems to have been around forever.They also make us laugh with some of the funny things they say.

Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 . Renton Laidlaw.

And on the eve of the Bob Hope Classic an interview with the man himself Gerry Ford Jim Roenthal.

You couldn't find two more different personalities than these two men,Tom Watson and Brian Barnes;one the complete golf professional and the other the complete professional golfer. Peter Alliss.

How long do you think for Westwood's putt - at least 25 yards?Richard Boxall: Yes......75 feet.

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Top Twenty Best Football Quotes-Manchester United

Great Manchester United Quotes

The most successful team in the premier league . There have been some great managers of Manchester United from Sir Matt Busby to Sir Alex Ferguson. Both these knights led the Red Devils to European glory.

Dennis was the best in the business, he could score goals from a hundredth of a chance never mind half of one. George Best on Denis Law

Arriving at Old Trafford is moving to the highest level and there is nowhere else to go now. Micheal Carrick

He can't run ,he can't tackle and he can't head the ball .The only time he goes forward is to toss the coin. Tommy Docherty on Ray Wilkins.

In all modesty, my summing up of 1955-6 and 1956-7 must be that no club in the country could live with Manchester United. Sir Matt Busby

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