Top Twenty Best Funny Music Quotes

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Top Twenty Best Funny Music Quotes

Musical Clangers

A lot of people like to have an opinion on music, whether they are a DJ or a record producer,or the musicians themselves.Now and again they are prone to the occasional slip, or maybe just a lack of judgement.

Here are a few of my favourite Musical Clangers from over the years from the world of music.

It's surprising- all the Beatles are still older than the Shadows after all this time. Nick Lowe

I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to. Elvis Presley.

And a massive leap for Liquid Gold of one place to number four.. Tony Blackburn DJ.

If I didn't do this well, I just wouldn't have anything to do...I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife. Freddie Mercury

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Top Twenty Best Funny Golf Quotes-The Commentators

It doesn't matter whether it's The Ryder Cup, British Open Championship, or The Masters.The Golf commentators remain with us, and one of the best Commentators, Peter Alliss seems to have been around forever.They also make us laugh with some of the funny things they say.

Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 . Renton Laidlaw.

And on the eve of the Bob Hope Classic an interview with the man himself Gerry Ford Jim Roenthal.

You couldn't find two more different personalities than these two men,Tom Watson and Brian Barnes;one the complete golf professional and the other the complete professional golfer. Peter Alliss.

How long do you think for Westwood's putt - at least 25 yards?Richard Boxall: Yes......75 feet.

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Top Twenty Best Football Quotes-Manchester United

Great Manchester United Quotes

The most successful team in the premier league . There have been some great managers of Manchester United from Sir Matt Busby to Sir Alex Ferguson. Both these knights led the Red Devils to European glory.

Dennis was the best in the business, he could score goals from a hundredth of a chance never mind half of one. George Best on Denis Law

Arriving at Old Trafford is moving to the highest level and there is nowhere else to go now. Micheal Carrick

He can't run ,he can't tackle and he can't head the ball .The only time he goes forward is to toss the coin. Tommy Docherty on Ray Wilkins.

In all modesty, my summing up of 1955-6 and 1956-7 must be that no club in the country could live with Manchester United. Sir Matt Busby

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Top Twenty Best Quotes from The Simpsons

Doh! trying to pick the twenty bestSimpsons quotes is not easy, whether your favourite is Homer Marge, Lisa or Bart there are loads of great Quotes from The Simpsons to choose from.

Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a five percent pay cut! Monty Burns.

My alter ego is Bartman,and my arch enemy is Homer the Apeman. Bart.

Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city. Chief Wiggum.

I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T....I mean S-M-A-R-T. Homer.

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