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Best life quotes
The best quotes in life often occur when you have to defend yourself.There are always people in life who have a witty remark or put down. sometimes you wish you had said it, but you cannot always remember them!
Here are a few famous put downs. Many cannot actually be attributed to one person in particular, but are just generally a throwaway gags, although I have included one of my favourite quotes from the great Winston Churchill.
May your sex life be as good as your credit. J. Corigan
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. Dorothy Thompson
You're the type of person who lights up the room by leaving it. anon